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Chronic Insomnia Presents: #4

• May 16th, 2013

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Welcome to the worlds most absurd podcast.  Here's what's in store in this God fearing episode:

  • Mikeosophy
  • What is the "Sin Equation?"
  • Are there two fart chambers?
  • Loads of Science

As always we love the all of you.  Enjoy the show!

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Chronic Insomnia Presents: #3

• April 11th, 2013

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Welcome to the worlds most absurd podcast.

  • Orange Julius Rectum Juice
  • Luscious Butt Muscles
  • The Head Grease Dilemma
  • Love Taco

As always we love the all of you.

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Chronic Insomnia: Presents #2 (That Means Poop, Ha Ha)

• March 15th, 2013

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This week Chronic Insomnia Presents:

  • James May is worthless
  • Epicanthmal Folds?
  • Christmas Tree in March?
  • Two D-Bags Dancing for Ryan

As always we love the all of you.

"Suck It Wonder Woman" - Olivia Munn.

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Chronic Insomnia Presents: #1 Caramelized Ropes

• February 25th, 2013

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...for now, we're limping to our deaths like a couple of loser fucks.  Somewhere Johnny Rotten is smiling. Famous last words!  We're limping back in with a new format, new studio, new attitude and same old vulgarity.

Join Ryan and Michael in this new version of Chronic Insomnia.  As always, we love the all of you.

In this Fragmented Episode:

  • John Wayne's Jizz Jam
  • Ryan is bald in Mexico
  • The truth about the NFL

Feel free to email us at: thechroniccrew@gmail.com and of course our blog might see some use in the coming weeks.

Is Chronic Insomnia coming back?!?!?!?! Will my life once again be complete?!?!?! Please tell me it's true! The lack of Chronic Insomnia in my life is eating away at my soul... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

- Elizabeth Mastrianni

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Chronic Insomnia: Presents!

• February 23rd, 2013

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Re-Masterbated Series - Issue # 134 WMD April Fools!

• May 31st, 2012

Issue # 134.  Originally Aired March 30th, 2010.

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As part of the Re-Masterbated series this is one our brightest moments as a show.  Many of you haven't heard these shows before and with the remaining time we have left on Podbean you'll get to hear a few of the shows from our distance and sordid past.  Enjoy!

What would happen if the Chronic Crew took over Where Monsters Dwell for a night?  Find out in this episode, as Mike & Ryan lampoon all the bits, bumps, and hosts of our favorite Canadian pop culture podcast in honor of April Fools!  Opening Night, New Comic Wednesday, and a special interview with the legendary Harvey Fierstein - it's a time capsule of both shows!

As always, we still love the all of you.

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Issue # 232 Some Final Curse Words!

• May 24th, 2012

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If your comics podcast is putting you to sleep…try this last pearly dollop of Chronic Insomnia.

In this incredible pulse-pounding finish:

  • · The overcompensating, panty-wearing Dr. Pepper 10, and the North Carolina legislature not only bans gay marriage, but SUPER bans it in case you weren’t sure how they felt about it the first time!
  • · DCs old, iconic, newly gay character, Marvel’s “seismic shift” after Spider-Man # 700, and other things that make us throw up a little bit in our mouths!
  • · Market Spotlight: How to play the new love for Thanos, and how the Man Without Fear can make you the Nerd With Fewer Financial Problems!
  • · Responses to the deluge of affection we’ve received, and good places to put that affection now that we’ve gone!

Ryan will no longer be posting on the blog but you can reach him at:  ryanleeisamonster@gmail.com.  He's got a new job and a new position (doggy style mostly) as Comic Reviewer on Where Monsters Dwell. I wish him the best of luck with his new co-hosts.  He's going to need it, they're Canadian for crying out loud. And as always I love the all of you. -Michael LaMere (past co-host of Chronic Insomnia)

“Now, I’ve had the time of my life…and I owe it all to you.”

Ryan Lee, co-host Chronic Insomnia

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Never Mind the Bollocks…..Here’s the End of Chronic Insomnia!

• May 15th, 2012

Things fall apart, the center cannot hold...and after nearly five years of elegance and sophistication, the Chronic Insomnia comic book podcast is no more.

"Good riddance", say some, and to that I say "Shut up, world at large!"  But others, a very tiny sliver of really passionate people that anticipate that (semi) weekly dose of Chronic vulgarity, people that I love dearly...they will want to know:

Why?

Truth is, it's the people that want us to stay the most that make it impossible for me to stay.  Truth is, and this is scientifically demonstrable, the quality and consistency of the show are not there, and the commitment is lacking.

I won't do this half assed, because I have too much pride in my work and too much respect for my listeners.  I won't do this half assed because Remy, and Jesse, and Dave Rancor, and Miracle Keith, and Nick, and Glenn, and Other Nick deserve better.  Somewhere out there Elizabeth Scott is waiting to instruct half-assers to get into the toilet.  And you know what?  She should.

Last week's recording got fumbled again, and it was just general life stuff.  But it happens a lot lately, way too much lately, and it never used to.  Our world's used to revolve around the show.... and it became clear to me that the show has run its course, and that half-assed is all that's left in the tank.  Not good enough.  Not by half.

So I'm done, and Quincy agrees with me, and that's OK.  It's a strange and wonderful little legacy, this show of ours.  I don't think the world will miss us much.  We left a smaller cultural footprint than the Baja Men, and that's fairly horrifying.

On the other hand, I remember Quincy and I with elevated heart rates and girlishly raised voices squealing about how episode # 36 or whatever achieved A WHOLE 12 DOWNLOADS, and HOLY CHRIST, that meant somebody out there was listening that WE DIDN'T KNOW!  As I type this, our latest effort has 382 downloads, many of them from other countries, and many more that listen and don't download.  It aint exactly Adam Carolla numbers, but when we started this nonsense in 2007, neither Quincy nor I ever envisioned 382 people giving a shit about what we were doing.

Regrets?  I suppose.  A part of me would have liked to continue, to get better, get bigger, and someday be recognized as one of the "leather helmet" pioneers of comics podcasting.  Was that ever possible for us?  I don't know.  I notoriously used to wonder whether we were the Sex Pistols of Podcasting, or whether we could be The Beatles.

I think in the end we were the Sex Beatles, often compelling as we drenched honesty, energy, and balls in a syrup of childish, rebellious shit.  Never quite great, but the spectacle was usually worth it, and I think the pearl beneath the excrement was tantalizing.  We did some good fuckin', us Sex Beatles.  (and some really bad fuckin', too)

I think in the end we did provide a unique, viable product.  The format was essentially what Remy refers to as a "two monkey's on a davenport" vehicle, and that's nothing to be proud of.  But love me or hate me, I had a point of few, and I shot straight with no editing and no bullshit.  When you listened to Chronic Insomnia, you got some comics info, fine.  Some of it was even useful, if I'm not too biased to make a declaration.

Apart from that, and better than that, we offered you into our lives and hearts and thoughts, and even my unintentional celibacy, and the status of my physical plumbing.  It wasn't just:

"Here's comics!"

Anybody can do that.  For Chronic Insomnia, it was:

"Here's me, ALL of me, and here's how we feel about life."  I don't see another comics podcast doing that.  Maybe that's a good thing?  I don't know.  Me, I'll miss it.

I'll miss lots of things.  Doing this show's blog brought me into brief but memorable contact with Ethan Van Sciver, Dan Slott, Chris Samnee.  For fuck's sake, I made up some nonsense about marrying the Fantastic Four and Jonathan Hickman "gave away the bride" to me live on Canadian radio!!!!  Are you shitting me???

My review of Morning Glories # 1 made it to a CBR article, my review of Crossed Family Values # 3 made it to a feature article on Bleeding Cool, and when Irish Mike McLarty was pinch hitting for Rich, Bleeding Cool even had a feature on Market Spotlight.  I'll never forget any of those things.

I never would have had the chance to interview Anthony Del Col, Meagan Marie, or Comic Tube Vikki without the show.  And I never would have met the folks at Where Monsters Dwell.  LOVE the folks at Where Monsters Dwell, now more than ever.  The show has done a lot for me, personally.

And now it's done.  Quincy has talked about doing a series finale episode to say goodbye, and I think that's a good idea.  This week I'm headed up to the cabin when we would normally record, (see how life keeps getting in the way?) but that really ought to happen soon.

And after that?  Hmmmm, never say never I suppose.  I'm not retired from thinking, and I'm certainly not done with comics.  We may hear from each other again some day, in some capacity.

But for now, we're limping to our deaths like a couple of loser fucks.  Somewhere Johnny Rotten is smiling.

- Ryan Lee Always the Manatee, Steve McQueen, or Louden Swain of Podcasting






Issue # 231 Turtleneck Molting!

• May 4th, 2012

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If your comics podcast is putting you to sleep…time to try some Chronic Insomnia. In this incredible homo-erotic sextacular!

  • Marvel pumps up gay wedding in Astonishing X-Men # 50, and other things proving that Goon # 39 has it spot on!
  • Speaking of Gaiman, Todd just paid him HOW MUCH???
  • “Before Watchmen” poll on CBR provides scientific proof that 56% of comic site respondents are pretentious liars!
  • Chronic Reviews: X-O Manowar # 1, Epic Kill # 1, and Earth Two # 1!

“Boys, the show has been so good since your return. Sometimes you don't know a thing can get better until it gets better...” Pete from Sydney, actual victim of Chronic Insomnia

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Issue # 230 33% More On Time!

• April 27th, 2012

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If your comics podcast is putting you to sleep…time to try some Chronic Insomnia.

In this incredible episode, now 33% more on time!

  • Yet even more things that happened to me that didn’t happen to you at C2E2!
  • Why AvX is porn without the sex!
  • Thoughts on Chris Roberson leaving DC, (or was he escorted out?) and Simon Oliver coming back!
  • Valiant Relaunch Preview: We make X-O Manolove to X-O Manowar!

Make sure to check out our Canadian Step-Sister show Where Monsters Dwell and let them know how much we love them. We also have a blog you should read and if you want that, go here. As always, we love the all of you

“Just so you know, I had to delete lesbian twin videos from my phone to make room for your podcast.  That's how much I like the show.  Keep up the great work.”

- Dreadnaut, actual victim of Chronic Insomnia

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